The only thing better than one thing ….is two

Once again I am poaching material. Apparently this meme has been around for a while. So I thought I would give it a nudge.

For bibliography purposes, you can find the original here and subsequent variations, here, here and here.

Two things (I think) about:
Panic attacks:1. You think you are dying
2. You are not dying

Family
1. You can’t chose them
2. For the most part….you wouldn’t chose anyone else

The Office
1. You are a cog in the wheel
2. There are a handful of people that realise this, the rest walk around with some grand delusion of importance

Depression
1. It really is a vicious, downward spiral
2. Only you can climb out of it

Break ups
1. It’s going to hurt
2. One person more than the other

Male Friends
1. Given the chance, they will sleep with you
2. Can be more comforting than female friends due to the attention they give you when upset….Possibly because they want to sleep with you
Kids1. If there is silence, they are up to no good
2. Never underestimate their intelligence

Blogging
1. Should not be taken seriously
2. There is no point unless you are honest, if you want badly sugar coated fluff, switch over to commercial television

Shoes
1. You can never have too many
2. Sometimes a pair of killer heels make all the difference to an outfit
Coffee1. Never, ever burn the beans
2. It should always be served ready to drink e.g. scalding hot = bad

Love
1. Sometimes doesn’t last forever, people can outgrow one another
2. Differences can be complimenting and strengthening but there must always be a common ground

Canberra
1. Sucks if you don’t own a car
2. Really does have an obscene amount of roundabouts
Travel1. Is definitely not glamorous
2. Teaches you that you cannot plan a ‘moment’ with an itinerary

I could go one but I quickly realised how little I know about a lot of things.